heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

(Source: stability)

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You can choose not to be interested in politics, but you can’t choose to be unaffected by it
Penny Wong (via poisonpolicy)

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zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden)

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johnnysboots:

Happy Birthday, Tim Burton! (August 25th, 1958)

"I’ve always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they’d still say I’m a dark personality."

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Get to know me challege: [2/?] Characters: Spencer Hastings

"Fantastic, I will go upstairs and fill this with my dignity."

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wickedclothes:

Rose in a Bottle Necklace

This beautiful miniature rose is held inside of a glass vial, which is embellished with bronze-colored ends. Hung on an antique brass chain. Sold on Etsy.

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xshiromorix:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

… This makes me so happy.

xshiromorix:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

… This makes me so happy.

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